Why does my dad smell of armpit hairs and wash in egg?

Answer:
Probably because the penguin turned on the radio.

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Maybe it has something to do with:
1. poor personal hygiene
2. poor diet

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he is fine...

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ewww you smell him
and posibly bad higine tell him to shower lol

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huh?

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All you humans smell bad to me!!

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Why can't you just ask your dad?

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eggs are used as a good conditioner for the hair and gives a very healthy shine however using on the skin there is no proven facts that it improves the skin honey is also sometimes used to soften the skin these are old used treatments.... buy him a nice spray deo for his birthday

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buy him a bar of soap.

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Because hes actually a chicken.

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ask him mate

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dont get mixed up between ur mu mand ur dad

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poor hygiene standards----buy him a deodorant spray.

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you'll hate to do it but every now and again say can you smell something ? he'll soon get it without hurting his feeling xx

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