Saturday, October 31, 2009

Why do plants always look at me funny?

Is it wrong to fight a plant?
I'M NOT CRAZY!
Answer:
All other plants enjoyed your joke, but this one felt offended. Don fight, just say sorry!
But..are you smoking a plant that may make you feel other plants are looking at you?
Perhaps they are having a bad day.
Don't take it so personally.
Are you sure about that last statement there?
Maybe they don't like the way you are looking at them!
If you're seeing faces in plants, you might need some serious therapy, dude..
well it probably your aroma.

plants tend to look at things when they smell like donkey butt
What you smokin man?
Because the voice inside your head is telling you that plants are your enemy, or making you paranoid. The average person does not see faces or "look" on plats. And fighting a plant? Is it really a fight if one side completely dominates and kills the other because they did not "fight" back?
maybe you smell like manure and the plants wanna live in you

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